Honestly like no offense, but I’m really cute
Update: I’m still super cute
Harry: I’m hungry
Draco: wanna come over and eat what my mom has made?
Harry: and what is it?
Draco: me
blaise: everyone knows how badly you’ve got it for potter
draco, climbing into a dryer: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I devote my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?
Draco: Potter, you’ve been wearing the same shirt for 7 years. you need to change.
Harry, starting a beat: First of all, I look good in this shirt. Second of all, I look good in this shirt. Third of all, I look good in this shirt. Don’t tell me I don’t look good in this shirt!
when you want to beat each other up but also wish to be boyfriends?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tricky